👉 Proven Method for Losing Weight (FORGET KETO!) 2021
If you struggle to lose weight or have become frustrated with the keto diet, you will want to watch this video. Here you will learn about a breakthrough new dieting method that is backed by millions years of evolution and is proven to keep you in a caloric deficit all day.
Introducing the SF Diet by Viral Genics, better known as the Stomach Flu Diet. This patented eating plan allows you to eat virtually anything you want without worrying that it is going to go to your waistline and make you fat. This is because, when you are following this plan, you will not likely be able to keep down any of the food that you ingest.
While other diet plans to lose weight try and confuse you with hormones like leptin and grehlin, the stomach flu diet relies on age old ancestral susceptibility to germs to keep your fat levels in check and your six pack abs showing. In fact, this plan is so effective that it gets to work quickly within hours of your first exposure.
Even if something does wind up passing through your stomach, don’t be discouraged. Each strain of this incredible diet has a backup evacuation method programmed to ensure that no calories go processed and no weight is gained. This feature practically gamifies the SF dieting experience so its users never know exactly which way the food is coming and going.
Unlike other diet programs that require fancy food to be shipped to the house every week and stored in your second refrigerator, the SF Diet is delivered instantly at no cost to your home via your own offspring. That’s right, your kids are not just capable of delivering the plan to you but they are instantly included in the family plan at no additional cost simply by sharing the same address as them.
In fact, they are more efficient than Amazon at making sure that you get a chance to experience the true powers of the plan, and fast.
So I know that you’re excited about this diet plan and how to lose weight quickly with it, but before you pick up the phone understand that we are sweetening the pot even more if you act now by including our no exercise ab getting workout plan. While other routines have you on the floor doing set after set of crunches, the SF Diet will have you on the floor but not exercising. Instead, you’ll be rolling around for reps in agony and burning away your unwanted fat in the process.
In addition, uncontrollable shivering for time is a fantastic way to increase your metabolism and get those abs showing quickly and easily. Finally, the power of dry heaves for etching in those deep cuts into your abdominal muscles can never go unnoticed and therefore will be part of your bonus program.
So you are probably wondering what the price of this amazing diet plan that works fast is, well it is actually free. I know that sounds too good to be true but it is true. All you have to do is simply pick up a menu at your favorite restaurant, shake hands with anyone, or pretty much go outside in public in the Winter and the plan is yours.
So what are you waiting for? It’s time to get started on sculpting out a lean midsection, flatten your stomach and get ripped in no time. The SF Diet is available now.
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I was like wtf, in first couple minutes. Till l got the idea. 🤣
That ending was so unexpected! Jeff be trolling big time 🤣 😂
Next video, before and after photos of people on various plans.
I was extremely upset at first thinking it was real. Its hard not to take Jeff seriously🤣
The divorce diet worked for me.
I believe this guy so much it took me half way through it to realize it was a joke 😂😂
How about loosing bladder bile for fat digestion etc…
You’re a jerk and I hate you
omg …😂😂😂😂😂
LOL … too funny
lmfao
jeff being a soothsayer
fuck this is so funny
Violent torrent gastric explosion.
Did I hear it right?
I want the SFD right now but I'm afraid that I'm getting covid-19 instead.
Enjoy life before you die!! Take Anabolic Steroids 🙂
Contact the person near you who is infected with covid to get the COVID diet. It's really helpful!
Hilarious
Sounds like a legitimately new diet scheme
Vshred would not be happy that you’ve shared this secret that I’m sure they’re keeping for paying customers
I was really listening until he said “stomach flu diet”. Great trolling job!
Lmmfao!!!!
Yes!!! Looking good in a coffin ⚰️
Dude I couldn't stop laughing 😂
I so confused until I read the comments 😂😂😂😂
This was well done! 😂😂😂😂😂
I'm pretty sure I got an ab workout laughing so hard watching this video XD good job!
BEST
CLIP
EVER!
😂☝🏻♥️👌🏻👍🏻
>> Shake hands
>> Greet the day
FLEES IN COVID
Jeff Cavaliere. how I would like to meet you live, you light up my life
Wow! In just one month, I don't even NEED to worry about my body fat because I'm DEAD! Thanks Athlean-X!
This is peak athlean x comedy. They always crack little jokes and stuff, usually when Jessie is involved. This though is legit comedy that only these guys could do, guys who're actually aware of bullshit diet plans. Awesome satire
Makes me just want to stop trying lmao
LOL i downloaded this video as soon as i opened it thinking it would be helpful but later i realised it was a joke.
Best diet ever!!!!
😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
Am I a bad person for finding this funny?
Looking back from the year 2020 this is did not age well. Kinda like sarge… wth happened to him?
Alright brother. Day 1 I’ll check in at day 30.
4:42 that guy looks like James Franco 🤣
🤣🤣🤣🤣
This is delightful!
Ok, now I'm a germaphobe 😅